1.) You don’t dirty enough dishes to ever fill your dishwasher
2.) You take the trash out because it’s starting to stink, not because it’s full
3.) You only have to cook once per week because you have leftovers the rest of the time
4.) You have to check the expiration date on the milk
5.) You don’t have to make your bed
6.) When the not-me ghost no longer exists (if there is a mess I know who done it!)
7.) One package of toilet paper lasts two months
8.) It is quiet all the time
9.) All your socks always have matches
10.) You feel strange because you talk to yourself
11.) You have entire cabinets that are empty
The one I find most amazing is the toilet paper! What kind of freak phenomenon of nature is happening toilet paper lasts two months! At least you're not a boy otherwise you probably would only use one a year. LOL! Can't wait to come see you!
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